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The One With The Breast Milk

Episode 2.02

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Carol breastfeeds Ben, causing Joey and Chandler discomfort. However, even stronger reactions occur when Ross is taking care of Ben and Phoebe checks the temperature of the bottled breast milk by tasting it. Julie invites Monica to go shopping; Rachel finds out and feels betrayed. Joey's status as the Bijan Cologne Man is threatened when his department store hires someone to be the Hombre Man. Rachel tries to be nicer to Julie, but is less than sincere.

The one where they said....

Ross: Look, would you guys grow up? This is the most natural beautiful thing in the world.
Joey: Yeah, we know, but there's a baby suckin' on it.

Monica: It's gonna be a problem, isn't it?
Chandler: Come on, you're going to Bloomingdales with Julie? That's like cheating on Rachel in her house of worship.

Ross: It's breast milk.
Phoebe: So?
Rachel: Phoebe, that is juice squeezed from a person!

Phoebe: You won't even taste it?
Ross: No!
Phoebe: Not even if you just pretend that it's milk?
Ross: Not even if Carol's breast had a picture of a missing child on it.

Rachel: You were with Julie?
Monica: Look, when it started I was just trying to be nice to her because she was my brother's girlfriend. And then, one thing led to another and, before I knew it, we were... shopping.
Rachel: Oh! Oh my God.
Monica: Honey, wait. We only did it once. It didn't mean anything to me.
Rachel: Yeah, right.
Monica: Really, Rachel, I was thinking of you the whole time. Look, I'm sorry, all right? I never meant for you to find out.

Carol: Why'd you freak out?
Ross: Because it's breast milk. It's gross.
Carol: My breast milk is gross?
Susan: This should be fun.

Ross: No, no, Carol. There's nothing wrong with it. I just... I just don't think breast milk is for adults.
Chandler: Of course the packaging does appeal to grown-ups and kids alike.

Chandler: You're damn right I'm right. I say you show this guy what you're made of. I say you stand your ground. I say you show him that you are the baddest hombre west of the lingerie.


Written by Adam Chase and Ira Ungerleider
Directed by Michael Lembeck
Lauren Tom as Julie
Jane Sibbett as Carol Willick
Jessica Hecht as Susan Bunch
Joel Beeson as The Hombre Man (Todd)
Emily Proctor as Annabel
Richard Lyons as Man
Stan Sellers as Manager
Lou Wills as Customer
Aired 09/28/95, 12/21/95