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The One With George Stephanopoulos

Episode 1.04

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Ross, upset about it being the anniversary of his first time with Carol, goes to a hockey game with Chandler and Joey and gets a puck in the face; they end up at the hospital, where Ross reveals that Carol is the only woman he's even been intimate with. Rachel gets a visit from her old friends, which depresses her about her life. The women have a slumber party, which isn't very fun until they spy on George Stephanopoulos.

The one where they said....

Monica: Hey, Joey! What would you do if you were omnipotent?
Joey: Probably kill myself.
Monica: Excuse me?
Joey: Hey, if Little Joey's dead, I got no reason to live.
Ross: Uh, Joey.... OM-nipotent.
Joey: You are?

Ross: You know what? I better pass on the game. I think I'm just gonna go home and think about my ex-wife and her lesbian lover.
Joey: To hell with hockey! Let's all do that!

Phoebe: I remember the day I got my first paycheck. There was a cave-in in one of the mines, and eight people were killed.
Monica: Wow, you worked in a mine?
Phoebe: No, I worked in a Dairy Queen. Why?

Phoebe: Look, look, I have elbows!
Monica and Phoebe: AAAAAAAAAAHHH!

Phoebe: Oh, ooo, and I brought operation. But, um, I lost the tweezers, so we can't operate. But we can prep the guy!

Rachel: And now everything's, just, kinda like...
Phoebe: Floopy?
Rachel: Yeah.
Monica: You just gotta figure at some point, it's all gonna come together, and it's just gonna be.... unfloopy.
Phoebe: Ya, like that's a word.

Chandler: Listen, it's kinda an emergency. Well, I guess you'd know that, or we'd be in the "Predicament Room".

Rachel: Phoebe? Do you have a plan?
Phoebe: I don't even have a "pla".

Rachel: Uh, Phoebe? Who's George Snuffleupagus?
Phoebe: That's Big Bird's friend.

Chandler: What? What? What is it? That she left you? That she likes women? That she left you for another woman that likes women?
Ross: A little louder, okay? I think there's a man on the twelfth floor--in a COMA--who didn't hear you.

Rachel: Thanks, but I'm okay, really. I've got magic beans.


Written by Alexa Junge
Directed by James Burrows
Mary Pat Gleason as Nurse Sizemore
Marianne Hagan as Joanne
Michele Maika as Kiki
Leesa Bryte as Leslie
Sean Whalen as Pizza Guy
Benjamin Caya as Bratty Boy
Aired 10/13/94, 12/8/94, 5/16/95