Phoebe, pregnant, has cravings for meat; Joey agrees to be a temporary vegetarian so she can eat meat without causing more animals to die. Rachel creates a fake party for Emily, which is really an excuse to spend time with Joshua outside of work; she makes a fool of herself trying to make him like her... she even puts on her old high-school cheerleader uniform. Ross is bummed that Emily will soon be returning home to England; Rachel convinces him that his relationship with Emily doesn't have to end.
Phoebe: Being pregnant is hard on your tummy.
Joey: Hey, but at least you got that cool, pregnant lady glow.
Phoebe: That's sweat. You throw up all morning, you'll have that glow, too.
Monica: Or if you want to kiss him, umm, you could use mistletoe.
Rachel: Oh? It's not Christmas!
Monica: Or Spin the Bottle?
Rachel: And he's not 11!
Joey: Uh, well, when is the baby due?
Phoebe: Six months.
Joey: Ugh. Now, if a cow should die of natural causes, I could have one of those, right?
Phoebe: Not if I get there first.