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The One With The Fake Party

Episode 4.16

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Phoebe, pregnant, has cravings for meat; Joey agrees to be a temporary vegetarian so she can eat meat without causing more animals to die. Rachel creates a fake party for Emily, which is really an excuse to spend time with Joshua outside of work; she makes a fool of herself trying to make him like her... she even puts on her old high-school cheerleader uniform. Ross is bummed that Emily will soon be returning home to England; Rachel convinces him that his relationship with Emily doesn't have to end.

The one where they said....

Ross: Yeah, she's got to go back to London. But you know what? I've been prepared for this from the start. We both knew we had two weeks together, and then that's it. Y'know?
Joey: Hey, that's what all my relationships are like.
Chandler: Yes, but in Ross's case, they both know in two weeks that's it.

Phoebe: Being pregnant is hard on your tummy.
Joey: Hey, but at least you got that cool, pregnant lady glow.
Phoebe: That's sweat. You throw up all morning, you'll have that glow, too.

Monica: Or if you want to kiss him, umm, you could use mistletoe.
Rachel: Oh? It's not Christmas!
Monica: Or Spin the Bottle?
Rachel: And he's not 11!

Joey: Uh, well, when is the baby due?
Phoebe: Six months.
Joey: Ugh. Now, if a cow should die of natural causes, I could have one of those, right?
Phoebe: Not if I get there first.


Teleplay by Shana Goldberg-Meehan & Scott Silveri
Story by Alicia Sky Varinaitis
Directed by Michael Lembeck
Tate Donovan as Joshua Burgin
Helen Baxendale as Emily Waltham
James Michael Tyler as Gunther
Aired 03/19/98, 07/30/98