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The One Where Chandler Can't Remember Which Sister

Episode 3.11

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Joey astounds the gang with a card trick. Chandler, depressed over his break-up with Janice, fools around with one of Joey's sisters at Joey's birthday party; but afterward can't remember which sister; he visits the Tribianni family, hoping to figure it out, but only gets himself into trouble--by kissing the wrong one. Rachel meets Mark, who gets her an interview at Bloomingdale's; Ross worries about Mark's motives. Phoebe dates the noisy guy from upstairs, who seems to charm himself out of any situation.

The one where they said....

Chandler: I just saw Janice. Yeah, she was at Rockefeller Center skating with her husband. She looked so happy. I almost feel bad for whipping that kid's pretzel at them.
Joey: Man, I remember the first time I saw that girl Katherine, after we broke up. She was just walking with her friend Donna, just laughing and talking. God, it killed me.
Chandler: Yes, but you ended up having sex with both of them that afternoon.
Joey: Sorry, I just... any excuse to tell that story, ya know.

Monica: You're going out on a date with the noisy guy upstairs?
Phoebe: Well, he's very charming.
Monica: I know, he's too charming. But if you two start going out, then it's just gonna make it so much harder for me to hate him.
Phoebe: Well, you're just going to have to try.

Joey: How many of these did you have? These are pure vodka!
Chandler: Yeah, Jello just like Mom used to make.

Chandler: Oh, I'm taking my ex-girlfriend of my speed dialer.
Joey's Sisters: Aw!
Chandler: No no no no, no. It's a good thing. Why must we dial so speedily anyway? Why must we rush through life? Why can't we savor the precious moments? Those are some huge breasts you have.

Monica (regarding Mark): Oh, he is. And he is so dreamy. I mean, you know what? When he left I actually used the phrase, "Hummina-hummina-hummina."
Ross: That's excellent.

Monica: How ya feelin'?
Chandler: Well, my apartment isn't there anymore, because I drank it.

Chandler: Veronica! Look, it's got to be Veronica--the girl in the red skirt. I definitely stuck my tongue down her throat.
Monica: That was me.
Chandler: Oh. Look, when I've been drinking, sometimes I tend to get a little overly friendly, and I'm sorry.
Monica: That's okay.
Rachel: That's alright.
Ross: That's okay.

Ross: "Why don't you call him?" Well, thank you very much! You know now he is going to prep her, ya know, prep her--as in what you do when you surgically remove the boyfriend!


Written by Alexa Junge
Directed by Terry Hughes
Steven Eckholdt as Mark
Shelley Berman as Mr. Kaplan, Jr.
Mimi Leiber as Mary Theresa
Alex Meneses as Cookie
Penny Santon as Nonna
K. J. Steinberg as Gina
Lisa Melilli as Dina
The actress that played Mary Angela was unbilled due to her small number of lines
James Michael Tyler as Gunther
Aired 01/09/97, 6/5/97