Chandler realizes he's put on some weight, so he agrees to let Monica be his personal fitness trainer. The results are great, but Monica is a bit too intense for Chandler's liking. Phoebe's dating a guy she really likes, but is perplexed that they haven't had sex yet. Ross and Julie plan to get a cat together. Rachel has her first real date since finding out about Ross' feelings for her. She spends the whole date obsessing about Ross and Julie, and drinking too much wine. While drunk, she leaves Ross a message saying she's over him. The next morning, Ross retrieves his messages while at Rachel's apartment. Confronted with the truth at such an inconvenient time, Ross can't deal with it and leaves. Later, they argue, and Ross says it's too late, because he's with Julie now; he leaves again. However, he comes right back and kisses her.
Monica: Come on, give me five more. Five more.
Monica: Five more... and I'll flash you.
Chandler: One... two... two and a half. Okay, just show me one of them.
Joey: Maybe he's... gay.
Phoebe: Oh, um, no, I don't think that's the problem. 'Cause we went, um, dancing the other night, and the way he held me so close, and the way he was looking into my eyes, I just, like, definitely felt something.
Rachel: Yeah, but how much can you tell from a look?
Phoebe: No, I felt it on my hip. I could tell.
Phoebe: So I figured it out.
Phoebe: Why Scott doesn't want to sleep with me. It's 'cause I'm not sexy enough.
Joey: Phoebe, that's crazy. When I first met you, you know what I said to Chandler? I said, "Excellent butt, great rack."
Phoebe: Really? That's so sweet. I mean, I'm officially offended; but sweet.
Ross: What? You're, uh, you're... you're over me? When... when were you... under me?
Joey: Let me get this straight. He got you to beg to sleep with him, he got you to say he
never has to call you again, and he got you thinking this was a great idea?
Joey: This man is my god!