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The One With The Lesbian Wedding

Episode 2.11

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Carol and Susan are getting married; Ross doesn't want to attend, but when Carol's parent's don't approve of the wedding, Ross convinces her that she should do it anyway, and he gives away the bride. Or rather, one of the brides. Monica caters the wedding, but falls behind and recruits everyone to help. Joey's begins appearing in Days of Our Lives as Dr. Drake Ramoray. One of Phoebe's customer's dies on the massage table, and her spirit enter's Phoebe's body so she can attend to unfinished business. Rachel's mother comes to visit, then announces she's thinking about leaving Rachel's father. Ugly Naked Guy plays the Cello.

The one where they said....

Ross: She's my ex-wife. If she were marrying a guy, none of you'd expect me to be there.
Joey: Hey, if she were marrying a guy, she'd be like the worst lesbian ever.

Monica: I can't decide between lamb or duck.
Chandler: Well, of course, lambs are scarier. Otherwise the movie would've been called Silence of the Ducks.

Mrs. Green: Monica! You look gorgeous! Oh, my! The last time I saw you, it was eat or be eaten.

Mr. Adelman: You're saying my wife is in you?
Phoebe: Yeah. Okay, you don't have to believe me, but, um, can you think of any unfinished business she might have had, like any reason she'd be hanging around?
Mr. Adelman: Well, I don't know what to tell you dear. The only thing I can think of is that she always used to say that before she died, she wanted to see everything.
Phoebe: Everything?
Mr. Adelman: Everything.
Phoebe: Whoa, that's a lot of stuff.
Mr. Adelman: Oh, wait, I... I remember, she also said she wanted to sleep with me one last time.
Phoebe: I'm sorry, there's laughing in my head.
Mr. Adelman: Worth a shot, huh?

Monica: All right people, we're in trouble here. We've only got twelve hours and thirty-six minutes left! Move, move, move!
Chandler: Monica, I feel like you should have German subtitles.

Monica: All right, look, Ross. I realize that you have issues with Carol and Susan, and I feel for you, I do. But if you don't help me cook, I'm gonna take a bunch of those little hot dogs and create a new appetizer called "Pigs in Ross." All right, ball a melon.
Chandler: Hey! How come I'm stuck dicing when he gets to ball a melon?

Joey: It just seems so futile, you know? All these women... and nothing. I feel like Superman without my powers, you know? I have the cape, and yet I cannot fly.
Chandler: Well, now you understand how I feel every single day, okay? The world is my lesbian wedding.

Minister: Friends, family, we're gathered here today to join Carol and Susan in holy matrimony.
Phoebe (as Mrs. Adelman): Oh my god. Now I've seen everything!
Phoebe: Whoa, she's gone. She's gone! Go ahead, get married. Go, go.


Written by Doty Abrams
Directed by Thomas Schlamme
Marlo Thomas as Sandra Green
Jane Sibbett as Carol Willick
Jessica Hecht as Susan Bunch
Phil Leeds as Mr. Adleman
Candace Gingrich as Minister
Symba Smith as Chrissy
Lea Delaria as Woman
Aired 1/18/96, 7/4/96