Monica spends a fortune on a pair of boots; She decides to keep them, over Chandler's objections. But the longer she wears them, the more pain she's in. Joey's sister Dina wants to talk to Rachel -- supposedly about the fashion industry -- but it turns out she's pregnant and actually wants advice on how to handle being a single mom. Phoebe finds out that Ben goes to the same private school as Sting's son. She poses as Susan and tries to use Ben to get tickets to Sting's concert.
Joey: She's the smartest of all the Tribbiani children. Yeah, you know the S.A.T.s?
Joey: She took 'em!
Phoebe: Well, then get your money back and return them.
Monica: I can't do that either. The soles are already a little scuffed up, and the insides are filled with my blood.
Monica: Okay, you were right. All right, I never should have bought them! They're killing me, one toe at a time!
Chandler: I was right. This is what it feels like to be right. It's oddly unsettling.
Phoebe: Were are the seats?
Ross: Uh, middle balcony.
Phoebe: Okay, now would you say that's more than 50 yards away from Sting, his wife, or a member of his family?
Phoebe: Then that's not breaking the law. I'm there!