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The One With Chandler's Dad

Episode 7.22

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Rachel finds out she's the only one whom Monica doesn't let drive the Porsche; when Ross has the keys she steals them and takes Ross for a joy-ride. Chandler reveals that he hasn't invited his Dad to the wedding; Monica arranges a trip to Las Vegas, where his father performs, so they can reconcile. Joey discovers that Phoebe's boyfriend (Jake) is wearing Pheobe's underwear; Phoebe tell's Joey that it's a sign that Jake is secure in his masculinity. Joey decides to try it out, but takes it a bit too far.

The one where they said....

Ross: Hey, Mon, I saw the Porsche parked out front, can I get the keys? Thought I'd take that bad boy out for a little spin.
Rachel: Wait a minute! You let Ross drive the Porsche, and when I ask you, you say you're the only one who's allowed to drive it.
Monica: Yeah, well, he's my brother! And plus he drives so slow he could never hurt it.
Ross: It's a car Monica! Not a rocket ship!
Monica: Whatever Ross! Just replace the bulbs in the brake lights after you're done.
Ross: Look, Rach, if you want to go for a ride in the Porsche, I'll be glad to take you for a quick spin around the block.
Joey: Yeah, you got a couple hours?

Ross: You're fast and irresponsible. That adds up to a bad driver.
Rachel: Well in High School, that added up to head cheerleader.

Chandler: What's this?
Monica: It's your suitcase. We're going to Las Vegas.
Chandler: Are you serious? I mean, like eloping? No more stupid wedding stuff? No more, "these flowers or these flowers or these flowers?" Think of the money we'll save... We're not eloping. I love the flowers. Can our wedding be bigger please?

Phoebe: I'm wearing his briefs right now.
Joey: That's...kinda hot.
Phoebe: I think so, too. And that little flap? Great for holding my lipstick.

Ross: Okay, stay calm. Nothing is going to happen to you, you are not in that much trouble.
Rachel: Really? You think so?
Ross: I was talking to myself! You're going down!

Policeman #1: Your license?
Rachel: Yes. Here you go, Officer, uh, Handsome.
Policeman: That's Hanson.
Rachel: Oops. Sorry, my mistake.

Joey: Yeah! And you have so many more choices than you do with men's underwear!
Phoebe: Uh-huh.
Joey: Bikini, French cut, thong! And... and the fabrics! You've got cotton, silk, lace! And you know what I've always wondered about?
Phoebe: Hm?
Joey: Pantyhose! You know? They way they start at your toe and go all the way up to here.... I should go take these off shouldn't I?
Phoebe: I think it's important that you do.

Policeman: Do you know how fast you were traveling back there?
Ross: Uh, no, I don't. But it could not have been more than 60.
Policeman: You're right. It was 37.


Teleplay by Brian Buckner & Sebastian Jones
Story by Greg Malins
Directed by Gary Halvorson & Kevin S. Bright
Kathleen Turner as Helena Handbasket, aka Charles Bing (Chandler's Dad)
Mark Consuelos asd Policeman #1
Troy Norton as Jake
Chuck Martinez as Policeman #2
Alexis Arquette as The Waiter in Drag
Joe Everett Michaels as Bakersfield Guy
Stephanie Dicker as The Woman
Michelle Haury as The Waitress
Aired 5/3/2001, 9/6/2001