While arranging the wedding, Monica and Chandler learn that Ross has a surprise in store: He's planning to play the bagpipes. His playing leaves much to be desired. Joey's comatose character on Days of Our Lives gets a brain transplant from the dying star, so he goes to her for advice. Rachel and Phoebe find a cell phone left behind by a cute guy, and wait for him to call so they can make a date with him. Unfortunately, the cell phone really belongs to the cute guy's elderly boss.
Joey: I'm Joey Tribbiani; we did a scene together yesterday. I... I'm the guy in the coma.
Cecilia: Oh, that was a real person?
Monica: You can not play bagpipes at the wedding!
Ross: How did you know about that?
Chandler: We heard you play all the way from your apartment.
Ross: Were you the ones called the cops?
Chandler: That's not really important right now.