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The One With Ross's Denial

Episode 6.03

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When Rachels asks if she can live with Phoebe, Phoebe claims to have a roommate named Denise. Rachel tries to find a new apartment, and receives offers from Joey and Ross. Ross goes back and forth on whether he thinks it's really a good idea. Phoebe continues telling Ross he's in love with Rachel, and he keeps denying it. Chandler and Monica fight about what to do with Rachel's room and Chandler's furniture. For a while it looks like no one will be moving anywhere. Joey searches for a new roommate, and it's clear what he's really looking for. Ross still doesn't tell Rachel that they're still married.

The one where they said....

Joey: Hey, Rach, listen. I was thinking, uh, I'm gonna have an extra room over at my place...
Rachel: Oh, that's true.
Joey: Yeah, why don't you move in with me? It'll be great! We could stay up late, watch movies... and you know about Naked Thursdays, right?
Rachel: Yeah... yeah I think I'm gonna find my own place.
Chandler: Hey, hey! I thought Naked Thursday was just our thing, man!

Ross: It was a hug!
Phoebe: Okay, just tell me this: Did you or did you not smell her hair?
Ross: Smell her hair? What if I did?
Phoebe: Ninety percent of a women's pheromones come out the top of her head! That's why... that's why women are shorter. So that men will fall in love when they hug them! Come on Ross, you're a scientist!

Phoebe: But just be careful, all right? Rachel's not in the same place you are.
Ross: If the place you are referring too is being in love, then she is in the same place as me because I am not in that place!
Phoebe: Okay, I didn't understand that, but you know, maybe that's because you were speaking the secret language of love!

Rachel: It's just... there is nothing! The city's full!
Phoebe: Wait, no, look at this! "Two bedroom, two bath, must be non-smoker, Satan worshippers okay..." Oh yeah, but it's on the ground floor.

Phoebe (singing): I found you in my bed!
How'd you wind up there?
You are a mystery,
Little black curly hair!
Little black curly hair!
Little black, little black,
Little black, little black,
Little black curly hair!

Phoebe: Now, if you want to receive e-mails about my upcoming shows, then please give me money so I can buy a computer.

Joey: It's okay. I mean look, Rach, I know I scared you off with that whole Naked Thursdays thing, but we don't have to do that.
Rachel: Well, it would be easier to move just right across the hall. Wait a minute. Unless you're thinking about Naked Wednesdays!
Joey: Thursday's clearly not good for you, pick a day!

Joey: Okay now, before I make my final decision I, uh, I just want to make sure our personalities match, okay? So I made up a little test. Now, I'm gonna say a word and then you say the first thing that comes to mind.
The Potential Roommate: I can do that.
Joey: Okay! Here we go. Pillow.
The Potential Roommate: Fight.
Joey: Very good! Okay. G.
The Potential Roommate: String?
Joey: Excellent! Okay um, doggy.
The Potential Roommate: Kitten?
Joey: Oh, sorry! No, no, no. So close though, but... bye-bye!


Written by Seth Kurland
Directed by Gary Halvorson
James Michael Tyler as Gunther
Brooke Boisse as The Potential Roommate
Aired 10/07/99, 12/02/99