Phoebe dates a diplomat who doesn't speak english; she convinces Monica to double with them so the translator will have a date. Chandler and Joey gawk at the Xerox girl, who invites them both to a dance club. Ross interrupts Rachel's late night emergency at the office, leading to a fight; Rachel wants to take a break. Ross goes to the club and ends up kissing the Xerox girl.
Monica: Okay, let's start with the free massages outside the U.N.
Phoebe: Oh! It's my new thing. I figure bodies at peace make peace.
Chandler: Right. Right. Well ah, ya know, we could flip for it.
Joey: Yeah, I guess, but like what's heads and what's tails?
Chandler: Well if you don't know that, then I don't want to do this with you.
Rachel: Ross honey, this is very nice, but, but I...I got a crisis.
Ross: Yeah, but I've got Couscous!
Rachel: Excuse me. I'm sorry, I'm gonna have to call you back. I've got Schemp in my office.
Monica: What do you want me to do? Just sit here silently while the three of you have a conversation?
Phoebe: That would be great, thank-you.
Ross: Oh, come on, we just had this huge fight, alright? Don't I have to wait a while?
Chandler: Hey, this isn't like swimming after you eat! Pick up your phone!
Chandler (to Joey): You know that whole swimming thing is a myth.
Joey: Yeah, tell that to my Uncle Lenny.
Chandler: Why? What happened to him?
Joey: Nothing, he's just really believes in that.
Monica: Can I have a tissue?
Phoebe: Oh, yeah, sure. I just hope you don't accidentally suck it up through your nose and choke on it.