Rachel's surprise birthday party is split in two to keep her divorcing parents from running into each other. Monica makes flan instead of cake. Phoebe smuggles guests out of Monica's boring party and into Chandler and Joey's raging celebration.
Mr. Green: So, uh, what's the deal? Rachel comes home, people pop out
and yell stuff? Is that it?
Chandler: This isn't your first surprise party, is it sir?
Chandler: Okay, think! What would Jack and Chrissy do?
Rachel:: Thank you for my beautiful earrings, they're perfect. I love you.
Ross: Oh, now you can exchange them if you want, okay?
Rachel:: Now I love you even more.
Rachel:: Listen honey, can you keep Dad occupied? I'm gonna go talk to Mom for a while.
Ross: Okay. Do you have any ideas for any openers?
Rachel:: Uh... let's just stay clear of, "I'm the guy that's doing your daughter," and you should be okay.
Phoebe: Listen, if you wanna go, just go.
Gunther: No, she'll yell at me again.
Phoebe: All right, I can get you out.
Phoebe: Shhh. In a minute, I'm gonna create a diversion. When I do, walk quickly to the door and don't look back.
Phoebe: Okay, okay, she's taking the trash out, so I can get you out
of here. But it has to be now, she'll be back any minute.
Guest: What about my friend Victor?
Phoebe: No, only the three of you. Any more than that and she'll get suspicious.
Guest: All right, let me just get my coat.
Phoebe: There isn't time! You must leave everything! They'll take care of you next door.
Guest: Is it true they have beer?
Phoebe: Everything you've heard is true.
Mrs. Green: You work and you work and you work at a marriage, but all he cares about is his stupid boat.
Mr. Green: You work and you work and you work on a boat...