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The One Where Dr. Ramoray Dies

Episode 2.18

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Chandler's roommate, Eddie, begins to show signs of instability: He's obsessed with his ex-girlfriend; he accuses Chandler of sleeping with her, and of killing his fish. Richard wonders how many men Monica's been with, after Phoebe announces that it's been "a lot." This leads Ross and Rachel to a similar discussion. Monica has Richard sleep over on the same night that Rachel has Ross sleep over. Unfortunately, there's only one condom in the apartment. Joey's claim in Soap Opera Digest that he writes a lot of his own lines angers the show's writer, who decides to have Dr. Ramoray fall down an elevator shaft.

The one where they said....

Phoebe (singing): And a crusty old man
said, "I'll do what I can,"
and the rest of the rats played moroccas.

Rachel: Oh, please! That Paolo thing was barely a relationship. All it really was was just, you know, meaningless animal sex. ...Okay, you know, that sounded so much better in my head.

Rachel: Ross, look. What you and I have is special. All Paolo and I ever had was...
Ross: Animal sex? Animal sex? So what're you saying? I mean, you're saying that, like, there's nothing between us "animal" at all? I mean there's not even like, um, a little animal? Not even... not even like... like chipmunk sex?

Richard: Shall we?
Monica: It's not gonna happen. They're doing it tonight, we can do it tomorrow.
Richard: Uh, in the future, if I could see the schedule beforehand...

Eddie: Pecan Sandy? Just made them.
Chandler: Yeah, all right. What're these, raisins?
Eddie: Uh, sure. Why not.
Chandler: Listen Eddie, um, I've been thinking about our current living situation and... uh, why are you smiling?
Eddie: I got a little surprise. Look. There's a new fishie. I named him, uh, Chandler. You know, after... after you.
Chandler: Well that's not even a real fish. No, that's a goldfish cracker.
Eddie: What's you point, man?


Teleplay by Michael Borkow
Story by Alexa Junge
Directed by Michael Lembeck
Tom Selleck as Dr. Richard Burke
Adam Goldberg as Eddie
Roark Critchlow as Dr. Mike Horton of Day of Our Lives
Mary Gallagher as Tilly
Vanessa Sandin as Amber
Brian Posehn as Messenger
Jim Reilly as Writer
Aired 3/21/96, 7/18/96