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The One The Morning After

Episode 3.16

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Rachel is sorry about her fight with Ross; meanwhile, Ross wakes up with the Xerox girl; Chandler and Joey convince Ross not to tell Rachel; Ross tries to make sure Rachel doesn't find out. Monica and Phoebe try out a "painless" leg waxing kit. Chandler, Joey, Phoebe, and Monica get stuck in Monica's room while Ross and Rachel try to work things out.

The one where they said....

Phoebe: Hey, why are you mopping your ceiling?
Monica: Oh, there's banana on it.
Phoebe: Wow. I have the spirit of an old Indian woman living in mine.
Monica: So then you know.

Phoebe: Do think it really doesn't hurt? 'Cause how can they do that?
Monica: Hello? Organic substances recently discovered in the depths of the rain forest!
Phoebe: They have the best stuff in there.

Ross: ...all I can think about is, "What is she gonna do? What is she gonna say when I tell her what I did?"
Chandler: Well, before we answer that, I think we should address the more important question, "How dumb are you?"

Chandler: Alright, look, if you absolutely have to tell her, at least wait until the timing's right... and that's what deathbeds are for.

Ross: Oh, I...I don't think there's any trail.
Chandler: Okay, okay, okay. Uh, Chloe works with that guy Issac... Issac's sister is Jasmine... and Jasmine works at the massage place with Phoebe. And Phoebe's friends with Rachel. And that's the trail, I did it!

Phoebe: Oh, I knew something had to be wrong, because my fingernails did not grow at all yesterday.

Phoebe: Should we do something?
Chandler: Yeah. Never cheat on Rachel.

Rachel: And to have to hear about it from Gunther!
Ross: Come on! Like I wanted him to tell you? I ran all over the place trying to make sure that didn't happen!
Rachel: Oh, that is so sweet. I think I'm falling in love with you all over again.

Ross: Look, Rachel... I wanted to tell you. I thought I should, I did. And then Chandler and Joey convinced me not to.
Chandler: Wax the door shut, we're never leaving, ever.

Phoebe: We could eat the wax! It's organic.
Chandler: Oh great, food with hair on it.
Phoebe: No! Not the used wax.
Chandler: Because that would be crazy?

Rachel: Yes, I'd like to order a large pizza.
Ross: No anchovies.
Rachel: With, uh, extra anchovies.
Ross: That's okay, I'll just pick 'em off.
Rachel: Yeah, and could you please chop some up and just put it right there in the sauce?

Ross: You can have the last piece if you want.
Rachel: Well, I should think so. You slept with someone.


Written by Marta Kauffman and David Crane
Directed by James Burrows
Angela Featherstone as Chloe
James Michael Tyler as Gunther
Maury Ginsberg as Isaac
Cynthia Mann as Jasmine
Aired 2/20/97, 7/17/97