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The One With Two Parties

Episode 2.22

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Rachel's surprise birthday party is split in two to keep her divorcing parents from running into each other. Monica makes flan instead of cake. Phoebe smuggles guests out of Monica's boring party and into Chandler and Joey's raging celebration.

The one where they said....

Monica: I still have to invite Dillon and Emma and Shannon Cooper.
Joey: Woah, woah, woah. Uh, no Shannon Cooper.
Phoebe: Why not her?
Joey: Cause she... uh... she steals stuff.
Chandler: Or maybe she doesn't steal stuff, and Joey just slept with her and never called her back.
Monica: Joey, that is horriable!
Joey: Hey, I liked her, all right? Maybe... maybe too much. I don't know, I guess I just got scared.
Phoebe: I'm sorry, I didn't know.
Joey: I didn't think anyone'd buy that. Okay!

Mr. Green: So, uh, what's the deal? Rachel comes home, people pop out and yell stuff? Is that it?
Chandler: This isn't your first surprise party, is it sir?

Chandler: Okay, think! What would Jack and Chrissy do?

Rachel:: Thank you for my beautiful earrings, they're perfect. I love you.
Ross: Oh, now you can exchange them if you want, okay?
Rachel:: Now I love you even more.

Rachel:: Listen honey, can you keep Dad occupied? I'm gonna go talk to Mom for a while.
Ross: Okay. Do you have any ideas for any openers?
Rachel:: Uh... let's just stay clear of, "I'm the guy that's doing your daughter," and you should be okay.

Phoebe: Listen, if you wanna go, just go.
Gunther: No, she'll yell at me again.
Phoebe: All right, I can get you out.
Gunther: What?
Phoebe: Shhh. In a minute, I'm gonna create a diversion. When I do, walk quickly to the door and don't look back.

Phoebe: Okay, okay, she's taking the trash out, so I can get you out of here. But it has to be now, she'll be back any minute.
Guest: What about my friend Victor?
Phoebe: No, only the three of you. Any more than that and she'll get suspicious.
Guest: All right, let me just get my coat.
Phoebe: There isn't time! You must leave everything! They'll take care of you next door.
Guest: Is it true they have beer?
Phoebe: Everything you've heard is true.

Mrs. Green: You work and you work and you work at a marriage, but all he cares about is his stupid boat.

Mr. Green: You work and you work and you work on a boat...


Written by Alexa Junge
Directed by Michael Lembeck
Marlo Thomas as Sandra Green
Rob Leibman as Dr. Leonard Green
James Michael Tyler as Gunther
Nancy Rubin as Guest
Lewis Dix as Man
Aired 5/2/96, 8/29/96