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The One With The Evil Orthodontist

Episode 1.20

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The gang argues the virtues of Mr. Peanut and Mr. Salty. Someone is peeping into the apartment building with a telescope; Joey discovers it's a woman, and that she's very complimentary. Ugly Naked Guy gets gravity boots. Chandler has a good first date with Daniel and then obsesses about trying to call her again without seeming too needy. Rachel ends up sleeping with Barry instead of telling him to get lost; but after she and Mindy (Barry's fiance') get together and talk, Rachel decides Barry is evil. Joey has a one-track mind after Rachel mentions that her best friend, Mindy, taught her to kiss. Ross does a crossword puzzle.

The one where they said....

Chandler: I can't believe you would actually say that. I would much rather be Mr.Peanut than Mr.Salty.
Joey: No way! Mr.Salty is a sailor, all right? He's got to be, like, the toughest snack there is.
Ross: I don't know, you don't wanna mess with corn nuts. They're crazy.

Phoebe: Call her! Stop being so testosteroney!
Chandler: Which, by the way, is the real San Francisco Treat.

Chandler: I got her machine.
Joey: Her answering machine?
Chandler: No, interestingly enough her leaf-blower picked up.

Joey: Man, we gotta do something about that guy. This morning, I caught him looking into our apartment. It creeps me out! I feel like I can't do stuff!
Monica: What kinda, "stuff?"
Joey: Will you grow up? I'm not talking about sexy stuff; but, like, when I'm cooking naked.
Phoebe: You cook naked?
Joey: Yeah. Toast, oatmeal... nothing that spatters.

Chandler: You don't think that makes me seem a little...
Ross: ...desperate? Needy? Pathetic?
Chandler: Ah, you obviously saw my personal ad.

Joey: He's back! The peeper's back! Get down!
Rachel: Get down?
Chandler: And boogie!

Chandler (dancing & singing): She's on the other line, she's gonna call me back, she's on the other line, gonna call me back...
Monica: Don't you have to pee?
Chandler: That's why I'm dancing.

Ross: Four letters: "Circle or hoop".
Chandler: Ring, damn it, ring!
Ross: Thanks.

Ross: "Heating device."
Phoebe: Radiator.
Ross: Five letters.
Phoebe: Rdtor.

Barry (to Mindy): I swear, whatever I was doing, I was always thinking of you.
Rachel: Oh please! During that second time you couldn't have picked her out of a lineup!
Mindy: You did it twice?
Rachel: Well, the first time didn't really count. I mean, you know... 'twas Barry.

Mindy: I'm pretty sure I'm still gonna marry him.
Rachel: What are you talking about? Mindy, the guy is the devil! He's Satan in a smock!

Mindy: I hope you can find some way to be happy for me. And I hope you'll still be my maid of honour.
Rachel: And I hope Barry doesn't kill you and eat you in Aruba.

Joey: All right, I'll give you this, Mr. Peanut is a better dresser. I mean he's got the monocle, he's got the top hat...
Phoebe: You know he's gay?
Ross: I just wanna clarify this: Are you outing Mr. Peanut?


Written by Doty Abrams
Directed by Peter Bonerz
Jennifer Grey as Mindy
Mitchell Whitfield as Barry Farber
Christopher Miranda as Bobby Rush
Aired 4/6/95, 7/20/95