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The One With Princess Consuela

Episode 10.14

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Rachel's lunch interview with Gucci turns out to be right next to her current boss's table. She doesn't get the new job; she loses her current one. Meanwhile, Ross is given tenure at his job and his happiness makes Rachel's misfortune even harder to bear. While moving her stuff out of Ralph Lauren, she bumps into Mark (who caused all the jealousy seven years earlier); he now works at Louis Vuitton and once again knows of a possible job opening for her. Phoebe contemplates changing her surname to Hanigan. Once she find's out she can change her name to anything she wants, she chooses Princes Consuela Bananahammock, leading Mike to threaten to change his name to Crap Bag. Monica and Chandler take Joey to see their new house. He tries to convince them not to go through with the purchase, until the little girl that lives there helps him understand. Rachel gets a job offer... in Paris.

The one where they said....

Chandler: Come with us. You'll see how close it is to the city.
Joey: No, it's not close! You said it was in Escrow? I couldn't even find that on the map!

Ross: This is the single greatest day of my professional career! Gunther! Six glasses!
Gunther (hopefully): Six? You want me to join you?
Ross: Oh, I thought Joey was here. Five is good.
(Gunther leaves, upset)
Ross: I am gonna have a loogie in my coffee tomorrow!

Joey: There's gotta be a way that we can stop this from happening.
MacKenzie: Like what?
Joey: Uh, Oh! Okay, you come with me, and you tell that that the house is haunted!
MacKenzie: What are you, eight?
Joey: Oh, well, okay, let's hear your great idea!
MacKenzie: I don't have any great ideas. I am eight.

The Ralph Lauren Employee: Oh hey, Rach. I just heard, i'm so sorry.
Rachel: Oh, thank you....
The Ralph Lauren Employee: You still don't know my name, do you?
Rachel: Uh.... well, now I don't have to!

Joey: This house is great.
Chandler: What changed your mind?
Joey: Well, the little girl that lives here made me feel a lot better about the whole thing.
Chandler: Joey, there was a little girl who lived here, but she died, like, 30 years ago.
Joey: What?
Chandler: Ha, I'm just messing with you!
Joey: That's not funny. You know I'm afraid of little girl ghosts!

Ross: That guy Mark, from Bloomingdales! She just thinks he's being nice to her. But I know he really wants to sleep with her!
Chandler: It's seven years ago! My time machine works!


Teleplay by Tracy Reilly
Story by Robert Carlock
Directed by Gary Halvorson
Paul Rudd as Mike Hanigan
Dakota Fanning as MacKenzie
Steven Eckholdt as Mark
James Michael Tyler as Gunther
Steve Ireland as Mr. Zelner
Brent Spiner as James Campbell
Tom Dugan as The Maitre d'
Helen Eigenberg as The Realtor
Mary Margaret Lewis as Rita
Craig Robinson as The Clerk
Alex Ball as The Ralph Lauren Employee
Aired 2/26/2004, 4/15/2004